Tuesday 5 November 2019

श्री विश्नुसह्स्रनामस्तोत्रम्- Background and the beginning


श्री विश्नुसह्स्रनामस्तोत्रम्[1]

Background and the beginning

The Legend would have it that at the end of the Epic Mahabharata war, Bhishmacharya was waiting for the sacred hour to depart from his physical body unto the lotus feet of the Lord.
Yudhishtira, the eldest of the Pandavas, was desperately looking for the answers to matters relating to Dharma and Karma. Lord Krishna, who understood Yudhishtira’s uneasy mind, guided him to Bhishma to learn insight in to this precious knowledge. As directed by the Lord, he meets Yudhishtira. Yudhishtira presented

युधिष्टर उवाच्

किमेकं दैवतम् लोके किं वाप्येकं परायनम्
WHO IS THE GREATEST LORD OF THE WORLD?
WHO IS THE ONE REFUGE OF ALL?
स्तुवन्तः कं कमर्चन्तः प्राप्नुय्र्मानवाः शुबम् II
BY GLORIFYING WHOM, CAN ATTAIN PEACE AND PROSPERITY?
BY WORSHIPPING WHOME CAN MAN REACH AUSPICOUSNESS?
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को दर्मः सर्वधर्माणां भवतः परमो मतः
WHAT IS, IN YOUR OPINION THE GREATEST DHARMA?
किं जपन्मुच्यते जन्तुर्जन्मसम्सारबन्तनात् II
BY DOING JAPA OF WHAT, CAN CREATURE GO BEYOND THE BONDS AND CYCLE OF BIRTH AND DEATH?

THEN  BHISHMA RECITES 1000 NAMES OF LORD VISHNU AS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THE QUESTIONS.

कोमच्चा/Komacha
05 Nov 2019

Monday 21 October 2019

WHAT DO I CARE?



It was a bright Sunday. Mrs Veda Ramnath, now calls herself just Ms Veda stepped out of  her apartment in Chennai to attend  the  Soka Gakkai congregation being run based on Japanese Buddhist philosophy. She carried  with her a  write up to be shared with the other members who would attend it. In the congregation, the leader of the group read out the message of Daisaku Ikeda, the present President of the organisation. It was followed by some members sharing their thoughts. Veda read her write up which was a sort of a summary of her own life till that moment. 
‘Though married to one Ramnath, today I stand before you as a single woman. I dropped the  prefix ‘Mrs’ and replaced it  with ‘Ms’ as I do not know if my husband is still alive or dead. Of course, I am alone now but not lonely,’ Veda ended her speech.
The members became speechless. But, they preferred to keep quiet and prayed for her wellness.
*****
Veda was brought up in a family of conservative brahmins with their belief system ingrained as part of her routine. She graduated in Engineering in Computer Science. She then secured admission to the Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad. In the Campus Recruitment, she was picked up by a USA based Information Technology company having its Development Centre in Mumbai.

Ramnath hailed from a family specialised in financial accounting and academics. His father Krishnan was a Chartered Accountant and his  mother, Radha, though a Post-graduate preferred to be a housewife supporting her family. He considered  himself an analytical minded person. He studied Commerce at Graduate level and he too got admission to the IIM, Ahmedabad. He passed out with specialisation in Financial Management. In the Campus recruitment, a good offer was made by an International Bank that he could not resist and so he accepted it.

As fate  would have it, during the IIM days, Ramnath and Veda became friends first which later it blossomed as a love affair between them. Sudha was a common friend in the IIM and she encouraged them to get married too.

Veda and Ramnath waited for a couple of years before placing their marriage proposal before their parents. Of course, both the parents were aware of the close friendship between Ramnath and Veda. In fact, this also suited both the parents, particularly Veda’s parents as they felt relieved in their efforts in scouting for a suitable boy.

Even during his IIM days, Ramnath used to trade in the Stock Market and also investing in reputed company stocks.

He was posted to the Treasury Management Department in the bank in Mumbai. The job was challenging but he enjoyed it as it enabled him to learn the tricks of playing the money market.  He started imagining that one day, he would have lunch with Warren Buffett, one of the richest investors in the money market and develop skills like him to reach such level in his career. Not a bad idea for a young man like Ramnath to think and map his career path.

The marriage of Ramnath and Veda  was conducted in a manner befitting the status of the two families. They took up an apartment in the popular Powai neighbourhood and moved in there.

Dating and loving periods had become a history and their real life started on a cordial note. Initially, they enjoyed themselves in each other’s company.

Days rolled by. The work pressure for Veda and Ramnath made them spend lesser time between themselves. She was made  in charge of USA based clients and with that her responsibilities too increased over time attending  meetings after meetings. Once back home, she immersed herself in ‘Conf Calls’ with the US Clients and her team mates working on-line from the clients’ sites.

Her job demanded her to visit USA from time to time, to discuss issues with the clients and secure new clients.

This love-cum-married life lasted for a couple of years and their son Sundar was born. Of late, Veda found certain events relating to Ram, disturbing. In the middle of the night, he would sit up on the bed and cry for some time and then go back to his sleep.

‘Ram, are you all right, dear?’ Veda asked him one such night when he was walking back and forth in the bed room. But, caringly, she put her hand on his shoulder and escorted him back to the bed.

A week later, Veda was on her way to the Mumbai Airport to catch a late night flight to San Francisco.  Ram’s parents were fast asleep in their bedroom. Ramnath  quietly left the home.  She just then alighted from the Ola cab and was about to get in to the airport.

‘Hey, Veda, it is your Dad speaking.  Ram appears to have left the house without informing anyone. Myself and Amma retired to our bed and around midnight, I found your bedroom door wide open and we found no trace of him in the house.  Have you boarded the flight? If not, please return,’ Krishnan’s voice trembled. He did not know what to do.

Veda too was shocked. She rushed back home cancelling her plan to go to USA. While returning home, she informed her Group Vice President briefly about her position and excused herself from proceeding to USA. He was kind enough to assure her of any help if needed.

Veda entered the home. She looked for her son, Sundar. He  was sleeping. Eagerness and fear of something that has gone wrong writ on the faces of Ram’s parents.

She thought for awhile and then rushed to the nearby police station to lodge a complaint about her missing husband and sought their help. With the formalities of lodging a complaint over, the Station-in-charge assured to help her in finding her husband.

She returned home and it appeared to her that night moved slower than any other nights.

Wild imaginations, thoughts crowded her mind. She was not sure if  she could share this news  with other relatives and friends seeking their help or wait for the morrow to get some news from the Police.

Next day morning around 10  O’clock, a Senior VP from the bank where Ram was working turned up. He appeared a bit agitated but kept his cool composure.

‘Hi, I am Chatterjee, Senior VP of the bank. Ram is working with us for over two years. I want to speak with him; can you please call him, it is urgent,’ he addressed Veda.

For a moment, she did not know the response she can offer to Mr Chatterjee. She mustered courage and said, ‘Mr Chatterjee, you want to meet Ram! He is not here. We are searching for him since yesterday night. In fact, only a few hours before I have returned from the Police station after lodging a complaint seeking their help in finding him.

‘Oh, my God, has Ram left the home? On account of his fraudulent activities in the Treasury Management Department, our bank has suffered a huge loss. We found that he has misused his position and traded on his own account instead of on bank’s account and ripped the bank off  and booked the losses to the bank. Perhaps, you may not understand the intricacies of banking. We do not want to go to the Police as it will be a reputational risk for our bank. I thought, I could discuss with him and get at the truth. I have already issued orders of his dismissal from our bank’s service. He is a crook,’ thundered Chatterjee.

She stared at  Krishnan and shouted, ‘See what your son has done to me and my family.  Heard  Chatterjee explaining the domino effect on the bank due to the mess created by his fraudulent action. You are a CA and hope you will understand the seriousness of action that would follow.’

Krishnan had no words to express or console Veda.

‘Mr Chatterjee, do whatever you want. I am for it. It is disgusting to call him my husband,’ and she moved away from the drawing room.

Days became weeks and weeks became months and months became years. No trace of Ramnath. A few visits to the Police Station also did not yield any results. Has he committed suicide, or has he ran away and hidden himself in a far off place or to another country?
‘Perhaps he would have committed suicide at the cost of my dignity and I had to suffer the ignominy for no fault of mine,’ so saying Veda removed her mangal sutra and threw it on the face of her in-laws.
She resigned her job and moved to Chennai with her son  and stayed with her parents. On hearing this misfortune which befell on their daughter, they were equally nonplussed. She stopped all her religious rituals and became a quiet woman just taking care of her son, Sundar. She was battling between the two ends of thoughts which haunted her memory now and then.
‘Whether I am a widow now? Or whether, I am still Mrs Ramnath? She felt more comfortable in calling herself a widow than to be a husband of a cheat like Ram. It was the worst of her times.’
But life has to go on and at that moment, she embraced Soka Gakkai Buddhism and renounced all her interest in life. Slowly, it gave her inner strength to face the new challenges quietly and in a  reassured way.
She secured a job as Assistant Professor of Computer Science in a college in Chennai itself and it gave her a comforting feeling of being of some help to her aging parents.  Her parents accepted the role of bringing up Sundar and allowed her to move on. She devoted her time to teaching Computer Science. She was made of a stronger stuff.
Veda retired as a Senior Professor after serving for about two decades. She is now sixty years old.  Her son Sundar was not interested in getting married as he felt that it has shattered his mother’s life. Time moved. When we want it to slow down, it appears to run like a deer and when we want it to move fast, it appears to move at snail’s pace. Post retirement, she felt that it would give her enough time to be on her own.
***** 
That day, after returning from the Soka Gakkai congregation, she sat for dinner with her parents and Sundar.
Just then, her mobile rang. It was her friend Sudha from Dubai.
‘Hi, Sudha what made you to ring me at this late hour of the night?’ Veda sounded a bit anxious.
‘Ya, last week  I found a man having similar features of Ram in our neighbourhood. I guess that he is staying alone and frequenting an Indian Cafe nearby my home. That is why I called you. But, not sure if it was he!  It is almost two decades since I myself had seen him last,’ Sudha responded.
‘Oh! it can’t be Ram. I have lost all hope of him, Sudha. I have also sought the help of some of my friends in the IT industry working in the USA, Europe and India but none responded so far. Are you sure you have found him?’ Veda sounded doubtful.
‘True, I am myself not sure if I could identify him now. But, still I suggest you come,’ Sudha exhorted her.
‘Anyway, you have rekindled my hope of meeting him. So, I will try to reach there, this Friday. It will be a holiday there. You just do as I WhatsApp my requirements. Can you do this favour for me please!’ pleaded Veda.
‘Yes, I will do. You bring with you the best dress he has gifted you. When we go and meet him, he will be able to identify you easily. You do not seem to have changed much in your looks excepting pepper and salt hair seen here and there. He also has not changed much in his looks. I could identify him by his habit of nail biting which it appeared to me that he has not been able to give up. He almost looks the same with dyed his hair black. Come prepared with a clear mind,’ so saying, Sudha ended her conversation.
*****
On reaching Dubai,  Veda  was  picked up by Sudha and her husband Sridhar at the airport.  As they were driving down towards their apartment, they discussed at length about Ram.
‘Since when he is in Dubai? What are the places he has been frequenting? How can we meet him?’ Veda sounded very excited at the thought of meeting her husband.
‘Sridhar, you also come with us when we go to meet him,’ Veda requested him.
‘Sure, I will join you if it is going to help your mission,’ Sridhar replied.
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‘Oh ho! It is nearing six; it’s time for a cup of tea and snacks. I will have to come back quickly to do some work too.’ I closed the laptop, locked the door and walked down the street to reach the Indian Cafe.
There was a couple sitting in the cafe when I walked in. As the light was low, I did not know who they were until the woman turned around, and I saw it was my wife.’
On seeing her, I was about to rush out of the Cafe.  But, she has also seen me and rightly identified me as Ram, her husband.
‘Hey, Ram, it is Veda. Please come.’
For a moment, Ram did not know how to respond. ‘Shall I ignore her call and run away from this place? Or should I say hello and meet her?  Who was the guy with her? Is he her new husband after I deserted her decades ago and they are holidaying here?’
He walked towards her cautiously.
Veda got up from her seat and almost ran towards him and hugged him. ‘Why did you do that to me and your parents? It is God’s grace, I could see you again. She was all in tears.’
Meanwhile,  Sudha returned from the Rest Room. On seeing both Veda and Ram, she felt that her job was well done. She also expressed her surprise in meeting Ram.
Sudha, ‘Hi, Ram, hope you still remember me. Your batchmate in the IIM. This is Sridhar, my husband.’
‘Hi, I am Ram. Veda’s husband.’
They had a quiet time recalling good and not so good events that traversed the life of Veda and Ram.
‘Ram, you just return to India and nothing will happen. I have moved to Chennai and we can stay together once again. If needed, we can relocate to Mumbai where your parents are residing.’
Very reassuring expressions from Veda confused Ram. ‘How foolish I was in mistaking Sridhar as her new partner!’
‘Much as I would wish to come to India it may not be possible now, Veda. My Pass Port is with my employer. To get it back is very difficult and time consuming.
‘Why should you work? Your dad’s firm is still doing well. In fact, he is waiting  for Sundar, our son to help him in his work. The income is enough for all of us to live comfortably. So, you should come. In case you are not sure of getting your Pass Port from your present employer, we will go to the Indian Consulate General Office here and explain and request for a special Visa and travel documents for  your journey back home,’ Veda was insistent.
‘Ok. That sounds well too. So, tomorrow, we will go to the Consulate Office,’ Ram consented to Veda’s proposal.
‘Sudha, I will go with Ram and stay with him overnight. Is it OK Ram?’ Veda winked at Sudha and moved with him to his apartment with a small sling bag in her hand.
Veda feigned illness and said, ‘Ram, if it is fine for you, I will sleep on the sofa in the hall.’
Ram tried to convince her to sleep with him in the same bed. ‘You look tired.’
She declined and so with reluctance he too retired to his bedroom.
*****
It was a bright sun shine outside Ram’s apartment. Veda woke up early and took a quick shower and wore the saree Ram had gifted her.  Veda was ready with a cup of hot coffee to serve him. He was flabbergasted.
Both reached the Indian Consulate General Office. ‘Is Mr Sridhar there? I have an appointment with him.’ Veda enquired with the officer at the entrance.
‘Ram was shell shocked and confused too. Why did’t she tell the previous day that Sridhar was working in the Indian Consulate? 
‘Please wait and I will call him.’
As expected, Sridhar came out of his cabin and said, ‘OK, Veda you have already given the necessary papers and we will process for his immediate extradition to India. Leave him behind. Thanks for  your help.’
Calling an officer, Sridhar ordered him to take Ramnath to a room inside the office. He continued,  ‘Ram, you are in our custody.’
‘As promised  I have handed  him over to you and now it is for you to extradite him to India and take suitable legal action as deemed fit for the criminal offences committed by him. He is a disgrace to my family,’ Veda was composed and then stared at Ramnath.
‘You, wretched woman, you have duped me with your sweet quoted words yesterday. Don’t  you care for me?’ Ram yelled at her.
‘What do I care is none of your business.’
Veda did not want to spend a minute more, thanked Sridhar and swiftly walked out of the Consulate to take her flight back home.

Komacha/ Santhanam
22 Oct 2019
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Thursday 11 April 2019

WHAT A SONG- A BUNDELKHANDI FOLK TALE[1]




Bundelkhand is a region bordering UP and MP with concentration of tribal communities. Language spoken is ‘Mythili’ dialects. Movies and songs are taken from the folklore songs from these tribal communities. While those who made use of these tribals’ lifestyle and songs in making money for themselves through Movies and songs, most of these tribals still are living in abject poverty  (a condition characterized by severe deprivation of basic human needs, including food, safe drinking water, sanitation facilities, health, shelter, education and information).

I recently read a folklore tale, a popular one among school children studying in CBSE, or such high end schools. I shared a picture of a drawing made by me on the theme of the tale with my little knowledge in drawing  but passion for sketching and drawing pictures.

Here is the Folklore tale.

There once lived a woman who never sang. The women in her village would sing while grinding or going to the well but she remained quiet. She wanted to sing but just didn’t know any songs.

One day, she asked her neighbour, “Friend, how is it that you sing all the time? Where did you learn so many songs?”

“Oh dear,” her neighbour teased her, “it is easy. Songs are sold in the market, ready to use. I buy them all the time. Just go and get some.”

The woman was really pleased upon hearing this. As soon as her husband returned home she said, “Hurry! Go buy me some songs from the market.”

“I have never seen songs being sold there,” he said in amusement. “But I will go, look. Give me five rupees and I’ll get you a fine one.”

He walked to the market and went up to the first shopkeeper who sold grain. He held out the money and said, “I’d like to buy your best song.”

The shopkeeper winked at his son and replied, “Sorry, I’m sold out. Why don’t you try the vegetable shop?”
Off went the husband to the vegetable vendor, but “No Songs,” said he. So did the cloth merchant. “Try the jeweller,” he suggested.

And so the poor chap went from one shop to another all afternoon but couldn’t buy even one song. At last, he started for home sadly.

On his way back he saw a rat burrowing a hole and that gave him an idea. “I’ll make a song with the rat in it,” he thought and began at once:

Khode kharar kharar
(It digs kharar kharar)

Pleased with his wit, he walked along singing:
Khode kharar kharar
Khode kharar kharar

A little later he saw a snake creeping along and added more words:

Sarke Sarar Sarar
(It creeps sarar sarar)

Proudly, he went along singing:
Khode kharar kharar
Sarke Sarar Sarar

Then, he saw a rabbit peeking at him from behind a bush, and the words came to him:
Dekhe tagar magar
(It sees tagar magar)

Now his song is almost done. When he saw some deer leaping in the grass it struck him:
Koode dagar dagar
(They jump dagar dagar)

Here was the song, complete at last.

Happily, he walked home singing:
Khode kharar kharar
Sarke Sarar Sarar
Dekhe tagar magar
Koode dagar dagar

On reaching home, he gave the song to his wife and told her, “It was the costliest song in the whole market.”
She was delighted and started practising at once. The husband went to sleep but she sang and sang.
She was too excited to do any work or even close her eyes. Finally, around midnight, she began grinding corn. As she did, she kept practising the song.

At the same time, four thieves were quietly digging a hole in the wall of the house. They heard her sing:
Khode kharar kharar
Khode kharar kharar

They were startled.

After a few minutes they felt safe again and began to crawl in through the hole. Just then, the woman sang:
Sarke Sarar Sarar
Sarke Sarar Sarar

The thieves stopped in surprise. “How did the woman know ?” they looked around in alarm. Lost in her singing, the woman went on:
Dekhe tagar magar
Dekhe tagar magar

“Oh no! She must have seen us,” the thieves panicked. “We better quit.”

Frantically, they pushed and jostled. As they jumped away, the woman said the final line:
Koode dagar dagar
Koode dagar dagar

Hearing these words, the thieves ran for their lives. They vowed never to rob that house again.

As for the woman, she had no idea what her song had done. She was too busy singing and grinding. When her husband woke up with the morning light he noticed a hole in the wall. Then he saw the footprints. He checked the house. Nothing was missing.

“What were you doing last night?” he asked his wife. “It seems we had unwarranted guests.”

“Oh! Didn’t notice anything,” she replied. “I was too busy practising the song you bought me.”

“Wah!” said the husband proudly, “it must be a wonderful song, for it drove the thieves away.”

The woman smiled and said, “How amazing! You certainly brought me the very best song.”

The drank their morning chai and ran to tell the neighbours about the power of the right song sung at the right time!

Komacha/Santhanam



[1] Reproduced from an Eklavya publication

Sunday 24 March 2019

Oh, My God!



I, Poonthanam Wilson Rahman Singh -PWRS (I rechristened my name to suit my multi-cultural knowledge though it was a simple Poonthanam as named by my parents)  am a very learned man.  I have mastered in memorizing  Ramayana, Maha Bharata, all the 900 slokas of Bhagavat Gita, 1330 couplets of Thirukkural, all the Vedas, Bible, Quron, Buddist aphorisms and other religious  Principles. I have acquired masterly skill  in performing various  Yoga asanas, Meditation and other self-disciplining exercises.  Besides, I was  academically well qualified with a Doctorate Degree in Philosophy. Can I call myself a multi-faceted religious philosopher!!

But, age was also catching up with me.  I am no more a  youth as one can imagine,  and I am reaching 70 years of age. With age,  some gifts of the Almighty, such as  diabetes, arthritis, Low Blood Pressure and other associated illnesses are also given. I am an exception to that,  probably due to my highly disciplined way of living. I don’t know if I would catch some of these ailments over time that would move  with me till the end of my journey. But, being a knowledge acquired guy by my own efforts, I decided to live longer and longer though I hear and see every now and then, friends and relatives are vanishing from the earth.  But, I longed to live longer than any one in the world. The oldest person ever whose age has been verified is the contested case of Jeanne Calment (1875–1997) of France, who died at the purported age of 122 years, 164 days.[1] So, I wanted to set a new Guinness World Record as the longest living person.

The thought of my being a knowledge acquired guy made me to introspect. As acquired through my knowledge of excellence through various religious literature, I found that the best way to acquire the desired goal is to perform intense ‘Tapas’[2] and invoke the blessings of the Almighty. According to various anecdotal evidences from the scriptures, in the ancient times, people used to go to the nearby forest for doing ‘Tapas’. So, I also tried to look for a secluded place in the nearby areas for a forest cover to provide me the rightful place for performing my ‘Tapas’. But, no forest cover was in sight in the nearby areas though in a number of places, notice boards displaying ‘Under the Forest Department’ were hung for the information of the public at large. I finally gave up the idea of searching for a forest cover for performing my ‘Tapas’ in India.

I reorganised one the spacious rooms in our house by placing a variety of species of plants and created the ambiance similar to being in a forest. Watching the proceedings, my wife asked about the purpose of my going with reorganising the room which virtually looked like a miniature version of a forest.

I briefed her about my Mission of creating a World Guinness Record for the longest living person. I tried to explain my life Mission Statement; but, she laughed (not getting angry) at me and enquired as to the purpose of my converting a biggest room in the house to give a look of a forest. For a while, she could not comprehend my narration and ambition of creating a World Record for  the longest living person. But, having lived with me all these 40 plus years of togetherness, she knew I was a hard nut difficult to crack! So, she did not dissuade me from doing something idiotic and wished me to complete my Mission quickly.

I got a bit put off by her action of laughing at my Missionary zeal with which I was proceeding to perform the ‘Tapas’ and apprised her that in India, it is almost impossible to find a forest to my needed purpose for which I should go to only  the ‘Amazon Forest’.

As usual, she overheard half of my conversation while engaging herself in her kitchen work, smiled and said, “Why don’t you order it from Amazon? Perhaps, they may supply a forest also as part of their business.”

I was bowled by her googly and smiled back (I cannot afford to offend her lest my Mission will be short-circuited) and explained to her that ‘Amazon’  is an online marketing platform and the ‘Amazon Forest’ is one of the largest forests in the South America.

I chose an appropriate day with all matching parameters such as auspicious day, good timing (Muhurtham)  etc. When I readied myself for commencing my journey to the chosen spot, my respectful wife called me to enquire whether I was going to commence my ‘Tapas’. I stopped for a while as it was believed that it was not a good omen to ask a person such a question before commencing any good work. I sat down and asked for a cup of water to drink which I believed would ward off the evil omen that might affect my Mission ‘Tapas’.

Wearing a loin cloth and very little food for consumption and a Bisleri water bottle, I reached the appointed place in the room and commenced my ‘Tapas’ invoking the God Brihaspati also known as Deva-guru (Guru of the gods).

Days rolled, weeks came and went, months appeared and disappeared; but the God Brihaspati did not seem to show any concern for my prayers. Suddenly, one fine day, the Lord Brihaspati appeared in front of me and offered his blessings. He expressed his happiness over my perseverance and offered me three ‘Boons’ (In most of the literature, Gods offer only three boons!)  subject to certain conditions.

I had sensed that God, if at all appears before us would offer three boons, and so I have carefully noted them down in my Notes page of my mobile. Quickly, I browsed the page and read out my demands:

Boon 1:  “I should set the Guinness World Record for the longest living person which at present is 123 years. So, I have to live for at least 124 years.”

Lord Brihaspati: “Subject to your accepting my conditions, it is granted. Next.”

Boon 2: “I should have healthy life without any ailments.”

Lord Brihaspati: “Subject to your accepting my conditions, it is granted. Next.”

Boon 3: “My wife should also be alive to serve me till the end of my life.”

Lord Brihaspati: “Subject to your accepting my conditions, it is granted.  Now, listen to my conditions.”

PWRS(myself): “I have heard of Gods granting boons to those ‘Tapasvins’ and not putting any conditions. Any way, please elaborate. I am prepared to abide by them.”

Lord Brihaspati: “Before coming here, I called for your profile from Chitraguptan and I was thoroughly impressed. We discussed your performing ‘Tapas’ in our quarterly meeting with Gods of various religions, such as Vishnu, Siva, Jesus Christ, Prophet Muhammmad et al. In this heavenly abode of all the Gods, there are millions of those who share the space and not their knowledge. In a survey conducted by us, we found that most of them did not have any knowledge about the ‘Ultimate Truth’ but somehow managed to get entry here, which I need not like to elaborate now (Lord Brihaspati was about to share experiences of businessmen, politicians offering crores of rupees worth of gifts to the primary Lord of any temple which they choose to visit to get their wishes fulfilled, but refrained from sharing it leaving to the poor ‘I’ to guess and find myself such persons). Other remaining inmates here, have half-baked knowledge of the complexities of living in heaven. So, we want to restrict the entry to the ‘Heavenly Abode’ only to those who will be worthy by our standards and pass our vigorous tests that will be conducted from time to time (Something similar to what Mr Donald Trump, the President of USA imposing conditions on sanctioning H1B Visas to foreigners to work in the US, thus restricting their entry there).”

“So, we are looking for a Trainers’ Trainer and we found your profile fitted very well and so I have been assigned the task of appointing you as the Head of ‘Trainers’ Trainer’.  Here is your Appointment Letter signed by all the Gods in the Heavenly Abode.”  

“Your task will be to select among the millions in the Earth who have inclination to learn and spread the message of Ultimate Truth and  make them God-friendly, through the ‘Trainers’ Training Programme’. You know more about it than others as you are so learned and the chosen disciple by the Almighty.  I will be giving you, from time to time,  the list of those who would be trained by you as Trainers who in turn will spread the message of Ultimate Truth and God-friendliness among the masses. Each training programme will be for one week (of course, Sundays are excluded and you can take rest at home) for a batch of 20 such lucky human beings, on completion of their training, will become Trainers who will work under you. We will also give you a manual containing day-to-day programme.”

He continued, “Please remember that in case you fail to conduct even one programme and discontinue it for one reason or the other, then my  boons will stand withdrawn.”

The task is purely voluntary and no renumeration will be paid by us.  Every week we will give you the list of persons to be trained as trainers, venue of the programme and other details. We have developed an App by name ‘Oh-God’ and your mobile alone will be activated for the purpose. Once one set of Trainers are trained, we will activate their mobiles too with the ‘Oh-God’ App for their exclusive use. We will ensure you have enough space all the time in your mobile to receive instructions from time to time.”

“The whole exercise of conducting the ‘Trainers’ Training Programme’ will approximately take about 60 years and your wish will also be fulfilled.”

“So, give your confirmation of acceptance of our offer of Appointment and I will give my consent for all the three boons sought for by you.”

PWRS(myself): ‘Oh, My God’…….My head started rolling and to perform such a humongous task will be draining all my energy and resources (as it is voluntary). As in William Shakespeare’s drama Hamlet ‘To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?’ I was also on the horns of dilemma, ‘To take the offer the of Lord Brihaspati and serve for sixty more years, or continue to lead the life as destined by the Lord at ‘pre-Tapas’ stage and forget ‘Post-Tapas’ offer of boons of extended life of living of sixty more years.

I asked the Lord to grant me a few minutes to have consultation with my better half to get back with my decision. Till then, kindly stay put here itself.

The Lord smiled gently and waved his hands approving my request of consultation.

I explained to my wife all in details,  the conversation with the Lord and the conditions put forth by Him for accepting my request of  three boons including extended life span of another sixty years.

She smiled but firmly ordered, “You have already spent months and months of ‘Tapas’ and your employer has been good enough to sanction you leave without pay. Already I am running the household with my income from music tuition classes. If you accept the offer of the Lord, your employer will kick you out of your job and we may have nothing to lead a decent life. It is better to be contended with what is destined for us than to ask for more. There is no such thing as a free lunch, an aphorism says and you, as a very learned person, would know about it. Decision is yours- To live in abject poverty for the sake of making some stupid World Record, or to lead a normal contended life as hitherto.”

She moved away from the scene without showing any eagerness to see the Lord who appeared in front of me.

I went back to the Lord Brihaspati and with folded hands pleaded, “Lord, thanks for your offer. Much as I would have wished to accept it, I am afraid that I may not be able to fulfil your conditions and be worthy of your choice. So, leave me alone and allow me to lead my pre-destined life.”

The Lord Brihaspati, smiled and offered his blessings and vanished from my sight.

In the Heaven

The Lord Brihaspati called for an urgent meeting of all the Gods and apprised them of the proceedings He had with me. They all felt relieved and appreciated the Lord Brihaspati in handling very deftly the tricky issue of managing the demands of such a weird disciple of the Almighty, that is me!

S Santhanam
Komacha
24 March 2019



[1]https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1NDCM_enIN749IN749&ei=TlGSXLetLcWNvQS0g5zABA&q=oldest+living+person&oq=oldest+&gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.0l10.537198.1413192..1419688...10.0..2.1090.6197.2j16j3j4j6-1j1......0....1..gws-wiz.....0..0i71j0i67i70i249j0i131j0i67j0i10.kmT03bu4WEA

[2] ‘Tapas’- tapasyā (neuter gender), literally "produced by heat", refers to a personal endeavor of discipline, undertaken to achieve a goal. One who undertakes tapas is a Tapasvin.

Wednesday 20 February 2019

Ramamani (Wife) Vs Ramamani (Husband) - Mother Tongue



Many of us would have enjoyed watching Shri K. Balachandar’s TV serial ‘Ramani Vs Ramani’. It was hilarious and conveying simple messages. Here, I have tried one of my own and named it as ‘Ramamani Vs Ramamani’. My grateful thanks to this creative genius.

Ramamani, a teacher by profession was also a mother of two children. She was having  good reputation among her students. She was handling children in 4th to 6th  Standards. The Principal of the school was full of praise for her. In fact her daughter and the son are also studying in the same school. But, she avoided the Sections in which her children were studying. Come Evening and Ramamani (W) is back  home from the school. So too, her husband Ramamani(H) has also returned from his office.

A dialogue between Ramamani, the wife and  Ramamani, the husband goes like this.

Ramamani (W):  “To day,  I narrated good anecdotes  from Tenali Rama  and Esops stories.”

Ramamani (H): “Is it so? Sure they would have enjoyed.”

Ramamani (W): “Yes, Even the Principal appreciated me for my excellent way of handling the children. So, it was always fun when Ramamani  comes to the class, said the Principal.”

Ramamani (W): “In appreciation, she has issued me  a letter of appreciation too. I will just read out one para from it.”
“With a stare on her face, she addressed her husband. Are you listening?

Ramamani (H): “ I am prepared to listen. But, you must tell me what the message was from the Principal!”

Ramamani (W): “Listen, and she continued to read the para. ” Ramamani with all love and affection  handled each of the students  with great care and smooth voice.   Each child  was  moulded  well disciplined  one  and well behaved. Such was her patience.  She allowed them freedom to explore and encouraged them to come up with creative ideas. The parents of the children studying under Ramamani’s care were full of praise.”

Ramamani (H): “I see!”

Ramamani (W): Apparently annoyed, she raised her voice and asked, “It appears you are not appreciative of my work recognised by my Principal.”

Ramamani (H): “No, no, you richly deserve this.”

Ramamani (W): “Thanks for your compliments, saying so, she rushed out of his sight.”

Arya, the son was playing with toys, watching and playing video games, ignoring his homework.

Avanyaa, the daughter was running all over the places inside the house testing the patience of her mother. Suddenly, there was silence. She was not seen anywhere in the hall.

Ramamani(W): “If you do not finish the homework in another fifteen minutes, Arya I will bash you, And no dinner for you; I will stop you from basket ball coaching.”  Banging the vessel in the hand over kitchen table reflecting her anger,  her  shrilled voice with stern warning to her son came  from the kitchen where she was engaged in cooking the dinner.

Avanya , the daughter, sitting silently in the small bed room,  was watching videos, playing games using Appa’s mobile.

Ramamani (W): “Avanya, stop using Appa mobile immediately;  otherwise I will stop you from going to school. He also does not have any responsibility,” another round of warning shot at the daughter this time.

Ramamani (H): “Why are you yelling Ramamani?, said in a feeble voice fearing similar treatment for  him too.”

Ramamani (W): “You don’t know anything about management of children; better keep quiet,” she shot back with the same vigour.”

Ramamani (H): Fearing that he will also be bashed by his wife, just murmured, “Oh, is this called Mother Tongue?” 

Komacha (Santhanam)
19/02/19